It’s Montero Day, and Everyone’s Showing Lil Nas X Some Love

Today is the day: His Majesty Lil Nas X has brought tiny baby Montero to term at last.

BABY MONTERO IS HERE!!! pic.twitter.com/9TzhXDuyPE

— MONTERO 🦋 (@LilNasX) September 17, 2021

So far, the reception has been good. That’s an understatement: the people who love “Montero” really love it. And the people who don’t, well. They don’t exist. Or at least, we refuse to acknowledge them.

Lil nas x’s MONTERO is a culture reset, it’s the oxygen you breathe, a lifestyle, a reason to wake up, a serotonin boost, an escape from this cruel world, a hug from a loved one, a place like home, everything you’ve ever wanted

— cutzing (@cutzing_) September 17, 2021

Those who choose to dislike “Montero” are clearly homophobic. They just don’t want the gay taking over their body.

The gay taking over my body listening to @LilNasX new album #MONTERO 😩 pic.twitter.com/qCQUSokrUe

— Peyton (@Pmoyler2002) September 17, 2021

Even the homophobes can’t deny this shit slaps:

H*mophobes admitting that @LilNasX album is good
pic.twitter.com/8Pg9U6hDMV

— Spencer (@chichimonspence) September 17, 2021

It’s giving us bops upon bops upon bops:

half of lil nas’s new album pic.twitter.com/jE46Q2b78b

— YB 🎒 (@highmms) September 17, 2021

It’s bringing out the best in each and every Gay:

me singing both Lil Nas X & Doja Cat’s verses on SCOOP #MONTERO pic.twitter.com/JPfNr94ogq

— ‘𖤐’ (@InternetMoment) September 17, 2021

“Montero” is a movement. Get with it or go home!

Lil Nas X’s existence is going to literally change pop culture forever. I’m so happy he exists.

— Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) September 17, 2021

Even the Queen Mother herself gave Lil Nas X her blessing!

Congratulations @LilNasX on Montero, love from Godfather Elton 🚀

Stream ‘One of Me’ and the rest of the album now! pic.twitter.com/iwUPHRwkbv

— Elton John (@eltonofficial) September 17, 2021

It’s converting the girls:

New Lil Nas X album has zero skips can’t even lie bro snapped currently in the mood to kiss a man and I ain’t even gay !!

— HEYGRIMY (Logan Xander) (@heygrimy) September 17, 2021

It’s got Lizzo pissing, shitting and cumming. At the same time?

never been a fan of lil nas but this new project he released has me literally pissing, shitting, and cumming.

— ALL THE RUMORS ARE TRUE (@lizzo) September 17, 2021

Chloe Bailey is simply proud, and so are we:

lmao our faces 😭😭😭💀🤣🤣 i am so damn proud of you. you are the sweetest being and deserve all the good coming to you. keep shutting shit down, congrats on your album!! @LilNasX pic.twitter.com/nfeo3TtEmV

— Chlöe (@ChloeBailey) September 17, 2021

We’re all just grateful for a crumb of beauty in this insane year:

DONT WANT IT FROM LIL NAS’S NEW ALBUM DIDNT NEED TO GO SO DAMN HARD BUT IM GLAD IT DID

— cal saw Shang-Chi (@ravioli_cal) September 17, 2021

We laughed, we cried, WE KVELLED

Listening to #MONTEROthealbum had me dancing in the car when I started driving to work and then crying as I pulled into work 15/10

— 🎃 Ghost Town Gay 🎃 (@LocalLesbrarian) September 17, 2021