Today is the day: His Majesty Lil Nas X has brought tiny baby Montero to term at last.
BABY MONTERO IS HERE!!! pic.twitter.com/9TzhXDuyPE
— MONTERO 🦋 (@LilNasX) September 17, 2021
So far, the reception has been good. That’s an understatement: the people who love “Montero” really love it. And the people who don’t, well. They don’t exist. Or at least, we refuse to acknowledge them.
Lil nas x’s MONTERO is a culture reset, it’s the oxygen you breathe, a lifestyle, a reason to wake up, a serotonin boost, an escape from this cruel world, a hug from a loved one, a place like home, everything you’ve ever wanted
— cutzing (@cutzing_) September 17, 2021
Those who choose to dislike “Montero” are clearly homophobic. They just don’t want the gay taking over their body.
The gay taking over my body listening to @LilNasX new album #MONTERO 😩 pic.twitter.com/qCQUSokrUe
— Peyton (@Pmoyler2002) September 17, 2021
Even the homophobes can’t deny this shit slaps:
H*mophobes admitting that @LilNasX album is good
— Spencer (@chichimonspence) September 17, 2021
It’s giving us bops upon bops upon bops:
half of lil nas’s new album pic.twitter.com/jE46Q2b78b
— YB 🎒 (@highmms) September 17, 2021
It’s bringing out the best in each and every Gay:
me singing both Lil Nas X & Doja Cat’s verses on SCOOP #MONTERO pic.twitter.com/JPfNr94ogq
— ‘𖤐’ (@InternetMoment) September 17, 2021
“Montero” is a movement. Get with it or go home!
Lil Nas X’s existence is going to literally change pop culture forever. I’m so happy he exists.
— Dewayne Perkins (@DewaynePerkins) September 17, 2021
Even the Queen Mother herself gave Lil Nas X her blessing!
Congratulations @LilNasX on Montero, love from Godfather Elton 🚀
Stream ‘One of Me’ and the rest of the album now! pic.twitter.com/iwUPHRwkbv
— Elton John (@eltonofficial) September 17, 2021
It’s converting the girls:
New Lil Nas X album has zero skips can’t even lie bro snapped currently in the mood to kiss a man and I ain’t even gay !!
— HEYGRIMY (Logan Xander) (@heygrimy) September 17, 2021
It’s got Lizzo pissing, shitting and cumming. At the same time?
never been a fan of lil nas but this new project he released has me literally pissing, shitting, and cumming.
— ALL THE RUMORS ARE TRUE (@lizzo) September 17, 2021
Chloe Bailey is simply proud, and so are we:
lmao our faces 😭😭😭💀🤣🤣 i am so damn proud of you. you are the sweetest being and deserve all the good coming to you. keep shutting shit down, congrats on your album!! @LilNasX pic.twitter.com/nfeo3TtEmV
— Chlöe (@ChloeBailey) September 17, 2021
We’re all just grateful for a crumb of beauty in this insane year:
DONT WANT IT FROM LIL NAS’S NEW ALBUM DIDNT NEED TO GO SO DAMN HARD BUT IM GLAD IT DID
— cal saw Shang-Chi (@ravioli_cal) September 17, 2021
We laughed, we cried, WE KVELLED
Listening to #MONTEROthealbum had me dancing in the car when I started driving to work and then crying as I pulled into work 15/10
— 🎃 Ghost Town Gay 🎃 (@LocalLesbrarian) September 17, 2021