A Necessary Update on Ezra Miller’s Feet

If you don’t know Ezra Miller, he’s a cute, out queer actor who is the subject of much internet thirst. But, almost no conversation on Miller, and the thirst for him, is complete without talk of his feet.

The conversation started in 2015 when Paper magazine featured him in an interview and spread that included a picture that gave a lot of people pause.

Ezra Miller’s toes are deeply unsettling. pic.twitter.com/QHiw1NrWrx

— Calvin (@calvinstowell) November 18, 2016

i see a pic of ezra miller then remember his cavemen feet. pic.twitter.com/XX82Z1QYZx

— 🐺snowtae (@dotrose_) November 5, 2017

i feel as ugly as ezra miller’s feet today

— yung deepthroat™ (@yung_deepthroat) November 2, 2017

These are the only photo of Miller’s toes on the internet that seem to feature them looking as such, which begs the question whether they were stylized a certain way or not. But, I’m here to update you all that, in his latest shoot and profile for Shortlist, where he talked about being told not to come out as queer, his feet have made a comeback and they look perfectly great!

I met Ezra Miller for this week’s @ShortList and we discussed queerness + the end of the world https://t.co/RvHb4kwR6M pic.twitter.com/i20OMGFTiT

— Chris Mandle (@chris_mandle) November 8, 2017

I guess the point is feet are feet and you take them or leave them and if they’re attached to Ezra Miller, or anyone you love, it’s fine?

And there’s your update.