Some weeks ago, Twitter posed the provocative statement: behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person.
Needless to say, it struck a chord. We all know that being gay and being evil (in the sense of being sickening and fabulous) go and in hand.
This week, there’s another provocative statement making the rounds on Twitter, and people are feeling deeply seen.
— Ashley Lazenbury (@lazenburyashley) January 17, 2023
Behind every woman there is a sinister homosexual trying to ruin her life…I mean if by “ruin” you mean “make fabulous,” then yes.
Succeeded https://t.co/4lWv3ZIlEm pic.twitter.com/hYGH61YdF1
— privatni (@izvini_razo) January 19, 2023
As some folks have already pointed out, this sentence is essentially the plot of “Desperate Housewives,” as well as the “Real Housewives” franchise and anything else having to do with housewives. It’s also the plot of every novel from the 19th century (trust me.)
them https://t.co/qQifHAeX55 pic.twitter.com/v37cMIUZMK
— oxford ! (@oxsdictionary) January 18, 2023
More than a few users felt that this was specifically a “Vampire Diaries” callout:
This is so spot on. #iwtv https://t.co/imcwVWoU0j pic.twitter.com/6oW0Hxu2q1
— The Vampire Chronicles ⚰️ | IWTV (@vampchronicles_) January 18, 2023
— no context lestat de lioncourt (@nocontextlestat) January 19, 2023
i have two https://t.co/ZzHi0xHFmo pic.twitter.com/AKtccsRFqx
— g 🏠🌷🥞☕️💞 (@matildashome) January 18, 2023
them in this specific scene https://t.co/r3TVNRQKrR pic.twitter.com/VMtfQHbffY
— thai (@daemyraz) January 18, 2023
real https://t.co/q9eB487jtp pic.twitter.com/2ObsQzskVC
— m (@becasmitcheIls) January 18, 2023
Sometimes, we ourselves are the sinister homosexual.
when i’m my own sinister homosexual trying to ruin my own life https://t.co/3S38CBy8Tv pic.twitter.com/jJvaNIyGb9
— susie (@filmsbygays) January 19, 2023
White Lotus fans know.
real. https://t.co/s3Sh76FwHB pic.twitter.com/tJkezbFTmP
— neville shortbottom (@bio_oiled) January 18, 2023
facts https://t.co/q1zEAWivlx pic.twitter.com/bqa2JTFgUs
— alyssa (@coffinpixie666) January 18, 2023
yeah. https://t.co/l11QPKmkKY pic.twitter.com/QV5JL2dSVe
— aakzi (@Amnesiam_Fate) January 18, 2023
i have three. https://t.co/EYPLL6NDju pic.twitter.com/zazvkKmCUS
— evie (@kissierry) January 18, 2023
*giggles* https://t.co/U9UJG9hdXy pic.twitter.com/jyQ9FOfwEq
— Neuf Stupid Kennedy | 🔪🎃 (@Ninastasia_) January 18, 2023
— jono starsmore’s campaign manager (@MsDeadfast) January 18, 2023