This just in: Donald Trump doesn’t have the patience of a teenager who is experimenting with a new ~ look ~.
According to a new book, Fire & Fury: Inside the Trump White House, Trump’s signature Bozo-the-clown hair color stems from the fact that the Don can’t sit still long enough to get a proper dye job.
New York Magazine published a long excerpt of Wolff’s book which details how much Trump did not want to be president. NBC News correspondent Peter Alexander shared a snippet from the forthcoming book on Twitter.
NEW: Ivanka Trump on her father’s hair, as reported in Michael Wolff’s “Fire & Fury,” including detail about “scalp reduction surgery.” pic.twitter.com/0nOEDxTaLP
— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) January 3, 2018
“The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men the longer it was left on, the darker it got,” the excerpt reads. “Impatience resulted in Trump’s orange-blonde hair color.”
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According to the excerpt, Trump also got scalp reduction surgery. Which, like, OK, rich people stuff, I guess.
What else do you expect from President Twitter Fingers?
