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I Wish He Would Roy Less

Did you catch that video of one of Trump’s judicial nominees failing to correctly answer a single question during his hearing on Wednesday? So unqualified! Speaking of unqualified people talking out of their asses on camera for minutes on end, here’s a new campaign video from Roy Moore, who refuses to admit that he lost the election he lost on Tuesday despite having lost it.

The video, per Think Progress, finds the former Chief Justice of the Alabama State Supreme Court refusing to concede the Senate seat he’ll never have to actual election winner Doug Jones. Why? Because the moral fiber of the U.S. is in danger of unraveling, and only Moorean accused child molester who thinks the last time America was great was when slavery was still legalcan stitch it back together. And because he thinks that military and provisional ballots might just come through for him.

“We arein a struggle to preserve our republic, our civilization, and our religion, and to set free a suffering humanity,” he says. “The battle rages on. In this race, we have not received the final count to include military and provisional ballots. This has been a very close race, and we are awaiting certification by the [Alabama] secretary of state.”

Watch the full video above if you need a little morning rage to get you through the next couple hours. Or don’t! I mean, if you’ve heard one fucking idiot go on and on about why trans people are bad and how we’ve “destroyed the basis of family” by legalizing same-sex marriage, you’ve heard ‘em all. Perhaps listen to Charli XCX’s new mixtape instead!

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