Did you know that yesterday was National Pickle Day? Well I didn’t either. Seriously, who makes this sh*t up?
Don’t sweat it, because it doesn’t matter: what matters is that Matthew McConaughey (or a random person on Twitter who paid the $8 for verification and is now posting as Matthew McConaughey) blessed us this day by posting a picture of himself in the buff to celebrate:
pickled #nationalpickleday pic.twitter.com/SaeDEY1j71
— Matthew McConaughey (@McConaughey) November 14, 2022
Honestly, I feel like Matthew McConaughey should be an honorary Jew for this photo. I feel truly seen.
Regrettably, the image stops just short of McConaughey’s crack—a sentence I truly never thought I’d have the privilege to write—but there’s still just enough there for us to appreciate. Who hasn’t spent a hot Texas day eating cold pickles in the glow of the open fridge?
Matthew McConaughey, you’re a treasure. All we can say is: keep serving, babe. Keep being you.