At this point in time, it doesn’t matter how many footballers Taylor Swift dates: everything she does is queer culture. I don’t know how this happened, but I do know it has to do with a little thing called TikTok, which continues to convince us that despite only dating men, Swift is actually a closeted bisexual as evidenced by her collection of bisexual flag scarfs.
Be that as it may: the real tea is that everything Taylor Swift does is queer culture. Again I must state: I do not make the rules. I am merely an interpreter of my age. And what my age is telling me is that Taylor Swift, after debuting her relationship with Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, ate a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seeming” ranch dressing.
Which is important, and more importantly, hilarious.
Boebert managed to dodge the central issue of the controversy—the public lewdness in spite of her aggressive stance against so-called grooming.
A fan account no sooner posted the fascinating update than Twitter began to have a field day with the information.
The “seemingly” is the real star of the show here: what else could it be? Bleu cheese? Mayo? Cum?? It’s anybody’s guess.
Your fave could never…or maybe they could?
It’s already the new 9/11
Basically it’s our new lifestyle. Hidden Valley, move the f*ck over.
We have so much to think about with this