The “and seemingly ranch” memes will have you shaking, crying, and throwing up

At this point in time, it doesn’t matter how many footballers Taylor Swift dates: everything she does is queer culture. I don’t know how this happened, but I do know it has to do with a little thing called TikTok, which continues to convince us that despite only dating men, Swift is actually a closeted bisexual as evidenced by her collection of bisexual flag scarfs.

Be that as it may: the real tea is that everything Taylor Swift does is queer culture. Again I must state: I do not make the rules. I am merely an interpreter of my age. And what my age is telling me is that Taylor Swift, after debuting her relationship with Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, ate a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seeming” ranch dressing.

Which is important, and more importantly, hilarious.

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The Boebert Beetlejuice controversy just keeps growing

Boebert managed to dodge the central issue of the controversy—the public lewdness in spite of her aggressive stance against so-called grooming.

A fan account no sooner posted the fascinating update than Twitter began to have a field day with the information.

The “seemingly” is the real star of the show here: what else could it be? Bleu cheese? Mayo? Cum?? It’s anybody’s guess.

Your fave could never…or maybe they could?

It’s already the new 9/11

Basically it’s our new lifestyle. Hidden Valley, move the f*ck over.

We have so much to think about with this