Why is Marjorie Taylor Greene Talking About Buying Sex Toys at CVS?

In yet another unhinged rant caught on camera, Marjorie “I would have won January 6th” Taylor Greene claimed that nowadays, you can just waltz on into a Target or CVS and buy a sex toy.

Marge’s new important issue to work on to help her constituents: Dildos and butt plugs. https://t.co/5mRkAY7qt9

— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) December 11, 2022

To which the general public said…huh?

When Ted Cruz was a Texas State Attorney, he tried to ban dildoes in that state.

Now, Marjorie Taylor Greene is against the sale of dildos.

Clearly, that pair of dildos hates competition! https://t.co/MGHIT9ShTK

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 11, 2022

Obviously, the people have questions.

Marjorie Taylor Greene went into Target and CVS looking for something nice for Christmas.

How does a devoted Christian nationalist know what a butt plug is?

— The Cookie Savior (@TheCookieSavior) December 11, 2022

As a family of six we spend a LOT of time and money at Target and CVS. Not once have we encountered a dildo or butt plug for sale at either store, which means 1) if true they’re sold discreetly; 2) why does MTG know this; and 3) who cares either way? This ain’t Gilead.

— Jonathan Goldman (@akjakalope) December 11, 2022

who the hell is buying dildos at target and cvs?

— Imani Gandied Yams🍂 @[email protected] (@AngryBlackLady) December 12, 2022

After MTG announced that “Target and CVS now sell butt plugs and dildos” the Pences commented, “Butt Plug and Dildo happen to be our nicknames for each other. But we buy our holiday sex toys at Hobby Lobby, involving potholder loops, popsicle sticks and yarn” pic.twitter.com/MpGPY8kRN0

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) December 11, 2022

For those who are feeling curious about this intel, yes, Target and CVS do technically sell sex toys, but they’re usually labeled “massagers.”

Target and CVS sell vibrators under the term “massager” on Target’s website. You know, just in case anyone is extra curious. (And the PlusOne waterproof rechargeable is 🥰.)

— Ellis Crane (@Ellis_Crane) December 11, 2022

Expect a spike in sales at CVS and Target this month:

Suddenly I want to go to Target and CVS

— Saige (Girlcum Enthusiast) (@SaigeAlexis10) December 12, 2022

More as this very important story develops.

I put the odds at:

– 50% Target and CVS actually had sex toys
– 50% she saw a Kong and a pepper grinder for the first time.

— steve (@spsnomad) December 12, 2022