Nightmare Fuel

People are learning what Trump’s parents look like and the memes are scream-worthy

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder: but they also say that God don’t like ugly. Whatever they say, one thing is certain: it took two deeply ghoulish people to bring Donald Trump into the world, and we now have absolute proof of that fact.

When two side-by-side images of Trump’s mother and father started circulating online, it brought up a lot of thoughts and feelings. Namely: how do two such deeply ugly people exist and then find each other? It’s anyone’s guess.

I suppose it should be cause for hope that two such perfectly-matched uggos found each other. And yet…

If you haven’t had the pleasure of watching Brian Yuzna’s 1989 horror comedy Society, you need to correct that mistake immediately. Not only is it a camp classic that’s equal parts funny and terrifying, it features incredible special effects by the Japanese artist and punk rocker Screaming Mad George, a man who, honestly, could have designed the entire Trump dynasty.

These people really are the stuff of nightmares.

Trump’s villain origin makes total sense after seeing these two.

It’s giving Society, it’s giving special effects, it’s giving From the Mind of Tim Burton.

And listen, before you start to feel bad for these people, let’s just remember that Fred Trump was once arrested at a KKK rally. His anti-Black discrimination practices are a matter of public record.

As for Mrs. Trump, little is known about her apart from that she married Fred Trump—a crime in itself. But let’s be honest: even if Trump’s parents were gorgeous, we’d have plenty of reason to dislike them.

Perhaps someday we won’t have to interact with the Trump dynasty ever again, but until that time, we can only try to shield ourselves from the horror of this demonic imagery in the hopes of getting a proper night’s sleep. At some point.

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