Pleased To Announce That I Am Dating The New ‘Venom’ Teaser Trailer

Some personal news: I’m kinda seeing someone! Meet the new teaser trailer for Venom, who is now my boyfriend.

I can’t wait to tell you everything about my boyfriend, the teaser trailer for Venom. But before I do, I want to set some ground rules. First, the teaser trailer for Venom is my boyfriend. Second, the teaser trailer for Venom and I are monogamous. Third, you are allowed to talk to the teaser trailer for Venom, who is my boyfriend, but you are not allowed to flirt. Fourth, be happy for me! I feel like you should be happy for me!!

Got it? Great. Check out the teaser trailer belowas friends!!

“Everyone’s got their thing,” says the deeply dateable Tom Hardy, who stars in the film’s titular role. “Maybe it’s a breakup, a death, an accident. Whatever it is, you used to be one thing. Now, you’re something else. We all have our own problems. Our own issues. Our owndemons.”

I should note, Venom, which hits theaters this October, is not part of the whole Marvel Cinematic Universe. It’s intended to be the first installment in Sony Pictures’ wholly separate Marvel movie universe. Sorry if you already knew this. I just wanted to make sure we were all on the same page. My boyfriend, the teaser trailer for Venom, is really sensitive about it.

Wish us well!!!!