Ron DeSantis Got His Fingers Sticky and Everyone is Talking About It - INTO
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Ron DeSantis Got His Fingers Sticky and Everyone is Talking About It

Just when we thought Ron DeSantis couldn’t be more disgusting, he goes ahead and bests himself.

The Internet is aflame this morning with talk of an especially heinous detail from a Daily Beast article. It involves fingers, pudding, and a big sticky mess.

Three fingers to eat a single Snack Pack? Color us intrigued. It leaves us with questions, the first of which is: was a spoon not available?

https://twitter.com/bitterkarella/status/1636436409061105666
https://twitter.com/BonifaceOption/status/1636435729776787456
https://twitter.com/PaulettRobert/status/1636433475439071232

Honestly, it’s only slightly worse than realizing that DeSantis is a literal torturer.


Henry Giardina (he/they) is the editor of INTO. He lives in Los Angeles. Past publications include the New York Times, The Believer, The New Yorker, The Paris Review Daily, The Atlantic, Film Comment, and Gizmodo. He is @punkgroucho on Twitter.