Spotify Is Here to Remind Us All That We’re Homosexuals With Homosexual Taste

It’s the gayest time of year: No, not Christmas, it’s time for end-of-year Spotify lists. And, in case you’ve forgotten, you’re super gay.

Spotify recently introduced its 2017 Wrapped feature, a fun end-of-the-year data fest that calculates your most-watched songs and albums of the year. And it’s reading the internet for filth.

Here are just a few people whose Spotify lists hit a little too close to home(-osexual):

In which Spotify makes it a point to remind me that I am, in fact, a homosexual. pic.twitter.com/xdBTdHp7a7

— Ourselves the Christmas Elves🎄 (@chnocruz) December 5, 2017

Yep. Definitely a big old homosexual according to Spotify.
☑️ Steps
☑️ Drag Race
☑️ Eurovision pic.twitter.com/UkRKfU17W4

— IB78 (@thepikelet) December 5, 2017

If you didn’t know I am a homosexual, here is my Spotify Showcase for 2017 pic.twitter.com/HUXkRAwX7z

— BizDaddi™ (@BizDaddi) December 5, 2017

spotify: here are your top songs of 2017

what spotify really means: you’re gay af pic.twitter.com/4aElIl570U

— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) December 5, 2017

my most-played of 2017 on Spotify is just like “so you’re real gay, right?” pic.twitter.com/HbjotIHTfy

— Merry Kevmas (@kevinpokeeffe) December 5, 2017

based on my spotify stats I am either
A. a 12 year old girl
B. A 21 year old homosexual with a raging appetite for legends

fun :)))))))) pic.twitter.com/vSB6bpuvhp

— christo (@christobae) December 5, 2017

My @Spotify Top Songs of 2017 should just be renamed “The 27 Year Old Homosexual’s Starter’s Pack” 🤭 pic.twitter.com/qdY6seHjeo

— perpetually fussed (@dylan1doyle) December 5, 2017

Wow, Lorde! Lady Gaga! Katy Perry! Kesha! Dua Lipa! Here’s Spotify commenting on all LGBTQ people’s taste:

via GIPHY