It’s the gayest time of year: No, not Christmas, it’s time for end-of-year Spotify lists. And, in case you’ve forgotten, you’re super gay.
Spotify recently introduced its 2017 Wrapped feature, a fun end-of-the-year data fest that calculates your most-watched songs and albums of the year. And it’s reading the internet for filth.
Here are just a few people whose Spotify lists hit a little too close to home(-osexual):
In which Spotify makes it a point to remind me that I am, in fact, a homosexual. pic.twitter.com/xdBTdHp7a7
— Ourselves the Christmas Elves🎄 (@chnocruz) December 5, 2017
Yep. Definitely a big old homosexual according to Spotify.
☑️ Drag Race
☑️ Eurovision pic.twitter.com/UkRKfU17W4
— IB78 (@thepikelet) December 5, 2017
If you didn’t know I am a homosexual, here is my Spotify Showcase for 2017 pic.twitter.com/HUXkRAwX7z
— BizDaddi™ (@BizDaddi) December 5, 2017
spotify: here are your top songs of 2017
what spotify really means: you’re gay af pic.twitter.com/4aElIl570U
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) December 5, 2017
my most-played of 2017 on Spotify is just like “so you’re real gay, right?” pic.twitter.com/HbjotIHTfy
— Merry Kevmas (@kevinpokeeffe) December 5, 2017
based on my spotify stats I am either
A. a 12 year old girl
B. A 21 year old homosexual with a raging appetite for legends
fun :)))))))) pic.twitter.com/vSB6bpuvhp
— christo (@christobae) December 5, 2017
— perpetually fussed (@dylan1doyle) December 5, 2017
Wow, Lorde! Lady Gaga! Katy Perry! Kesha! Dua Lipa! Here’s Spotify commenting on all LGBTQ people’s taste: