Male villains: we love them. They’re sexy, campy, catty, and they often have great hair. How to choose a favorite?
Luckily, thanks to the magic of Twitter, we don’t have to. When user @teachbonnets posed a question for the culture the other day, nearly everyone had something to say about it, resulting in a thread of blood-drenched hot dudes to guiltily salivate over.
what’s a good male performance where he’s a murderer but he’s so cute and so slutty doing it that it doesn’t even matter
— mia (@teachbonnets) January 28, 2023
They asked, and the answer came not only from inside the house, but from outside the house, on top of the house, down the corner and across the street.
I believe this wins 🥵 https://t.co/WVhgDHW9UJ pic.twitter.com/zAwcELUeha
— 𝐿𝒾𝒶 ◡̈ 🧸🌷 (@anglvois) January 30, 2023
The lack of Billy Loomis in da quotes … pic.twitter.com/XQxqZgwcQx https://t.co/GPRlExMlxk
— acid ¹²⁽⁷⁾┊ʷ⁶ʸᵛ AY-YO ! 🏝️ (@SNOOPYZENISM) January 30, 2023
Let’s be honest, we love a fictional murder boyfriend. We just do.
conan gray in the comfort crowd music video https://t.co/4NIGfg10UJ pic.twitter.com/5bpQTnCy4G
— ًnash ✰ (@Iiquorcups) January 30, 2023
i think about this mv 100 times a day https://t.co/JU3cxY7cVw pic.twitter.com/tYuKxAWvjt
— val ꜝ🤍 (@eIectrichoney) January 30, 2023
10/10 would risk my life to be in the same room with this twink.
something shifted here https://t.co/Pwsi3fLTrZ pic.twitter.com/grPpdDrWkN
— tick, tick… (@BohoDayz) January 30, 2023
The only Damon Salvatore https://t.co/bVzzam7CFY pic.twitter.com/sCzFJ8cW2H
— 𝑺𝒊 𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒈𝒐 𝑮𝒊𝒈𝒊 (@tvdmyreligion) January 30, 2023
We love a murderer who’s just a lil silly.
hes jus a lil silly https://t.co/wuiv30sIAH pic.twitter.com/1qvP0LTBfV
— 🧬🔬Scott🚫👻 (@deadreagent) January 30, 2023
https://t.co/Qw7jWodJRO pic.twitter.com/r5mjxniON3
— 𝙎𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙝 (@SarahAJCleary) January 30, 2023
We can’t forget this icon:
babygirl https://t.co/4LGcZDxSGZ pic.twitter.com/UmHzOTAx8E
— ؘ (@LAVENDERCHLMT) January 29, 2023
Or the OG, the pinkprint, the one who started it all:
u already knwo https://t.co/88edijuvkp pic.twitter.com/bQXI79Mk3Z
— cute shoujo girl (@hpdwhore) January 30, 2023
And then there’s this guy:
Do I even need to say it? https://t.co/Ig2AEXYkJm pic.twitter.com/MlNvfTh6ab
— Ella L (@EllaLisa15) January 29, 2023
Any Fresh fans in the house?
The cutest 😭 https://t.co/7TCnr5lisK pic.twitter.com/ARvnoXXY93
— Kat 💃🏽 (@freshkemps) January 29, 2023
murderer? check. cute? check. slutty? check https://t.co/pln99yZDIt pic.twitter.com/g48EmdTUlo
— ky♡ ELLA DAY (@sgt_jamesbb) January 29, 2023
Of course we can’t forget Timothy Olyphant:
don’t forget pathetic! pic.twitter.com/psyAoxlXOV https://t.co/Ar5zowyu1q
— cowboy (@plosbro) January 29, 2023
Or Targareyn bae:
daemon targaryen, the internet boyfriend https://t.co/yRPcewYaWx pic.twitter.com/6JAIfNiRCs
— 🗡️ (@VISVNYA) January 29, 2023
We’re just gonna leave this right here:
He INVENTED the trope https://t.co/G97mPJjEDV pic.twitter.com/rvuPJurYle
— phi 🧡🤍💖 (@phi_latos) January 29, 2023