What are you doing right now? Drinking coffee? Not anymore.
Throw away your coffee. Eat the cup. Destroy all evidence, and burn your clothes. If anyone saw you, send me their names. Go back to the coffee shop, and corner your barista. Shout “I WAS NEVER HERE!!” and walk backwards out the door. Tear a perfume sample from the nearest magazine. Smear it on your neck and wrists and eat the plastic wrapping. Your entire morning never happened because your entire day doesn’t start till now. Are you sitting? Good. Because I’m gonna need you to stop what you’re doing and look.
These photos are from last night’s Tidal X Brooklyn, a benefit for the victims of Hurricanes Irma and Harvey held at the borough’s Barclays Center. People reports that Beyoncé’s husband, Jay-Z, headlined the event along with Stevie Wonder and Jennifer Lopez.
According to Beyoncé’s website, the bag is Alexander Wang x Judith Leiber, the dress is Walter Mendez, the earrings are Ofira Jewelz, the other jewelry is Lorraine Schwartz, and the shoes are Louboutins. Why am I even telling you this we can’t afford this.
Beyoncé, who invented the high pony at the 2015 Met Gala, looks amazing. Understood? Great. Now, carry on with whatever you were doing.