Robin Hood might have died some time ago—or never existed to begin with—but there’s no doubt that his cultural resonance only grows with time. Whether you grew up watching the Disney (furry) version or came of age with Kevin Costner and Cary Elwes, chances are Robin has had some role to play in your sexual awakening.
Which is why it’s time to try our level best to rank all the Robin Hoods that made us laugh, scream, and most importantly, cum. Without further ado, I present the hunkiest Robin Hoods of all time, ranked for your pleasure.