The New Lil’ Poundcake Doll is Vile AF

· Updated on May 29, 2018

For those of you fortunate enough to gag on the utter spectacularness of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season Two, you witnessed Alaska Thunderfuck come into her (filthy) own and basically run away with the competition. A drag star re-born, you could say.

But the true fans remember the flashes of brilliance that got her to where she is now in Season Five, when, during a fateful mini-challenge, she gave birth to the shitshow that is Lil’ Poundcake, a totally deranged beauty pageant contestant. And somehow, in the midst of releasing two albums, a YA novel, and performing around the world, Alaska was able to make a throbbing 13.5 inch doll of what has clearly become a cult character. You know, if the cult was into mentally unstable white trash. Oh, and did we mention it talks? The bitch talks.

For those of you who that think Barbie is for basic bitches (because she is), Lil’ Poundcake is def up your alley. We spent a good part of the day playing with her posable middle finger and pressing on her bloated belly to hear such loving phrases as, “You’re not my real dad and you never will be,” “Ouch! You squeezed me really hard,” and our personal fave, “My name’s Lil’ Poundcake and I’m a straight-up motherfucking dick pig.” (Because she is.)

Are we selling this for you? Good.

Lil’ Poundcake is available now and in limited supply, so get your butt to Alaska’s online store pronto to score your own piece of terror before she’s gone.

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