We’re Not Lonely, We Just Hate People

· Updated on May 29, 2018

All Byyy Myyyself

On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot we consider the difference between two of our favorite Tarot cards: The Hermit, who is alone by choice and on a deep, spiritual journal of self-discovery, and the Eight of Cups, a card of breakups, leaving love behind, losing what we thought we had (possibly without ever getting it back). Which isolations do we choose to fill up our reservoir and which isolations zap and sap our spirits? Baby gurl, are you lonely (Joe) or just alone (Teebs)? And, how does being queer – especially outside of big cities – alter this delicate balance?

Before we get to the meat of the discussion, we decide conclusively that Oprah is a vers-top who loves getting her salad tossed (“YOU get a butthole, and YOU get a butthole”), and Joe O the Science Hoe takes us on a thotful tour of the West Coast, wherein he (spoiler alert) loses love and fills the void with dick, duh.

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