Trouble in Paradise

Elon Musk and Grimes Have Gone Splitsville and the Internet is Stoked

Everyone’s favorite futuristic hell couple, world’s richest weirdo Elon Musk and musician Grimes, have officially called it quits. You may be jumping for joy, or wondering “where did it all go wrong for these two?” Either way, this news is earth-shaking, and quite possibly Mars-shaking as well. Although the couple still “love each other” according to Page 6, they’re definitely donezo. “It’s mostly that my work at SpaceX and Tesla requires me to be primarily in Texas or traveling overseas,” Musk explained, “and her work is primarily in LA. She’s staying with me now and Baby X is in the adjacent room.”

Poor Baby X. If we weren’t praying for them before, we’ll certainly keep them in our prayers now. 

In the meantime, hilarious memes! Because there’s nothing funnier and more exciting than the breakup of two very famous, very rich people. 

Who could forget this touching moment between the two lovers?

Damn, Elon! That’s a pretty broad statement to make about pronouns! Maybe you just haven’t met the pronoun that works for you yet. The gaslighting begins afresh:

The transformation we’ve all been waiting for:

Honestly, bring on the conspiracy theories:

RIP to an iconic heterosexual pairing:

Get ready for the world to implode:

We’ll be processing this for a minute:

Let’s be honest: here’s the REAL reason they split:

Here’s hoping our girl wrings him dry:

This was about to be some Stepford Wives shit:

Thank God for tiny miracles:


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