Honestly time: is there anyone out there who wouldn’t die for Keanu Reeves? The Matrix Resurrections and John Wick actor is beloved for a reason, and thanks to a voice acting role, many fans can now enjoy a more…sensual side of Keanu, albeit in a totally consensual, not at all creepy way.
After Reeves lent his voice to the character of Johnny Silverhand in the action-adventure RPG Cyberpunk 2077 in 2020, fans of the game quickly found a way for their game avatars to have sex with Reeves’ character, albeit fully clothed. And what does Reeves think? He’s into it. Because of course he is.
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Although the loophole that made avatar sex with certain characters possible has since been fixed, the game is still a place of sexual exploration as much as it’s a dystopian RPG. This aspect has drawn criticism from trans activists over the portrayal and fetishization of trans women, in fact. While Reeves himself has not played the game, he finds it cute and endearing that so many people want to have digital sex with him. Who wouldn’t!? Well actually I can think of a few people.
Even more adorably, Reeves mused on the possibilities opened up for sex workers by simulated sex. “Think of how much money is in porn, right?” The actor told The Verge. “So you could not even have to be there and people could have digital sex with your digital avatar.” He went on: “What’s it called right now, For Members Only? [OnlyFans]… You could do a whole thing. Oh my god, then you get the suit that’s probably made in Sweden or some German thing, then you’ve got the VR thing. Then they’ve got the data on you with your arousal metrics…” Arousal metrics? Damn, he’s really thinking about it. Can we expect a VR porn pop-up from Reeves? It’s technically possible, just like all things. But for now, it’s simply sweet and charming that Keanu Reeves is so down to be the world’s crush.