Diva Up

Apparently George Santos is already on Cameo

In a totally predictable move, George Santos has pivoted to video. The disgraced former Congressman is now offering his diva-tastic services on the celebrity message site Cameo, for the reasonable price of $75 per video.

Needless to say, the gays are all over it. But they’ll have to scramble…there are only 146 videos left, and now that Santos is properly out of the House, he’s going to have to commit his services to being the full-time Mayor of Divatown. It’s a hard and time-consuming job, but somebody has to do it.

You can’t keep a good diva down, is the moral of this story.

The diva herself also just said yes to a potential Ziwe interview…

It’s called rebranding, and the gays invented it!

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