Welcome to Tuesday! The long weekend certainly left us with many blessings, but none of us were quite prepared to reappear online this morning only to be greeted by Kim Kardashian wearing a jock strap.
Today, Kim Kardashian debuted a fresh lewk on the cover of Interview Magazine. The theme is “American Dream,” darling, so Kim donned a blonde wig and blonde eyebrows to match. The vibe is basically Bruce Springsteen meets “Friday Night Lights” meets Axl Rose meets…butt.
Interview Magazine 🇺🇸 September 2022: American Dream Issue ✨ pic.twitter.com/lxa1fMCD12
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) September 6, 2022
Of course, queer folks instantly noticed another top contender for the photo shoot’s inspiration: drag icon and “Miss Congeniality” herself Bimini Bon-Boulash.
Thot this was Bimini pic.twitter.com/5cDLxlVJr5
— ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾🍨☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ (@_teaPOP) September 6, 2022
Honestly, I get it.
release the beast, BIMINI! https://t.co/nKwImXscBT
— lexi featherston stan updates (@politicalth0t) September 6, 2022
The blonde eyebrows, the in-your-face BAWDY, it’s Bimini all the way.
bimini bon boulash i love your work https://t.co/PEAAfMl18a
— austin butler’s campaign co-manager (@KevinLempke) September 6, 2022
Kim K has officially been Bimini-pilled and honestly? Fine by me.
bimini looks incredible https://t.co/ch8ESKUopD
— henry (@henrybb23) September 6, 2022
Americana, but make it British?
Sincerely thought this was Bimini at first glance https://t.co/9jAMTxN4vh
— sunshine (@2460rd1) September 6, 2022
Everyone was thinking the exact same thing.
I really thought this was Bimini 😭 https://t.co/zHPr3UhXaH
— ghost boy (@lifeofbrodes) September 6, 2022
A very Bimini BBL.
I thought bimini got a BBL https://t.co/zUOtZODXIS
— salt air is a slur (@leoliveeeeee) September 6, 2022
That’s not Bimini? https://t.co/O4s9ozlnB6
— Game of Throats 🇬🇾🏳️🌈 (@TopherFrance) September 6, 2022
Bimini has 24 hours to respond https://t.co/rh5ZrnAlTO
— Lady Yunalesca (@Lounalesca_) September 6, 2022
Bimini themself has not yet responded to the cover, and honestly, they don’t have to. Imitation is obviously the sincerest form of flattery, and who better than Bimini to usher in a new era of Kim K?