Toni Collette. Joe Biden. Mark Zuckerberg. On Twitter, no one is safe … from yassification.
What is yassification, you may ask? It’s when you hit the slay button. It’s when you take your yass pills. It’s when something LGBT happens to you.
No, but actually: yassification is a trend where somebody, usually a celebrity, is glammed up through a filter on the photo editing app FaceApp. It took off with a still of Toni Collette in “Hereditary” — not usually a movie you’d yell “Yass!” at. But admittedly, this before and after is stunning. She’s been yassified.
From then on, there’s been no stopping the yassification movement, due in no small part to one Twitter account, @yassifybot. Its greatest hits range from politicians…
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We’re so lucky to have them in office 🙏 pic.twitter.com/UO38MemKTF
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 13, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 13, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
…to horror icons…
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
…to beloved characters…
The Yassification of Professor Minerva McGonagall pic.twitter.com/4HG5Baj3Cw
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 13, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
…to whoever else deserves the yassification treatment.
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 13, 2021
Pope Benedict XVI pic.twitter.com/QW8EPcChCc
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
When will the yassification stop?? When the Yassify Bot’s fingers give out, apparently.
When’s this joke gonna be over you guys I’m so exhausted my small delicate feminine fingers hurt from all the slay button pressing
— Yassify Bot (@YassifyBot) November 14, 2021
But until then, yassification will continue to reign supreme. And don’t lie to yourself — you want in on the action. Go ahead. Download FaceApp. Yassify yourself. But be warned: the effects may be irreversible.