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10 Pics That Prove Thirsting After Harvey Guillén is a Full-Time Job

If you’re not utterly gagging in anticipation of the newest season of “What We Do in the Shadows,” the brilliant mockumentary series about a house of vampires and familiars living in Staten Island, I honestly don’t know you and can’t vouch for you. This show, in the words of Stefon, truly has everything: kills, thrills, haunted dolls, and most importantly, Harvey Guillén. Who is—and I cannot stress this enough—hot. His turn in this year’s Werewolves Within had him fighting a different type of supernatural creature, but he’s back in full force for a third “Shadows” season as Guillermo, the long-suffering familiar who longs to become a vampire only to reason he’s actually distantly related to the famous vampire-hunter Von Helsing. 

When we left Guillermo at the end of Season 2, he’d just saved his vampire friends from a deadly coup, taking out several higher-up vampires using the power of stakes and pure charisma. So chances are this season is truly going to be Guillermo’s season, centering his arc the way it deserves. 

That’s great news for us, because more Guillermo means more Harvey Guillén. And if you’re not as psyched as I am for a brand new season of Harvey, allow me to persuade you to see things my way.

Exhibit A: He’s hot

 
 
 
 
 
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Exhibit B: He wears those TikTok butt leggings

 
 
 
 
 
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Exhibit C: This hat

 
 
 
 
 
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Exhibit D: He’s good with swords.

Exhibit E: He reads, while looking hot.

Exhibit F: He inspires fans to make incredible art!

Exhibit G: Baby loves to dance in the dark

 
 
 
 
 
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Exhibit H: Bisexual lighting really agrees with him

 
 
 
 
 
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Exhibit I: Shorts

 
 
 
 
 
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Exhibit J: He’s just utterly gorgeous and talented

 
 
 
 
 
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I rest my case!

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