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What’s All This About a Demon Twink?

Another day, another demon twink scandal. Let’s break it down, shall we?

Yesterday morning, DJ Ty Sunderland posted a troubling message on Twitter dot com. The post detailed a very unorthodox incident (actually, probably not?) that occurred on Sunderland’s Britney Boat Gayflower party. Apparently, a certain twink got out of line and ended up getting his entire ass ate in full view of everyone.

It gets worse!

WE HAVE A VISUAL!!!

Obviously, this was all we needed to hear in order to make it a full-on Twitter Moment.

It took approximately no time at all for people to start begging HBO to give this horny tale the “Big Little Lies” treatment:

Theories started circulating about the Demon Twink’s origins…

Even Ty joined in on the fun:

Honestly, I feel like this experience has brought us all closer.

Also, when is this story going to get the Zola treatment?

A POINT, to be sure!

So glad we could all go on this journey together.

 

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