The world may be currently on fire, but that doesn’t mean we can’t also address the lighter side of life. You know, the side that cares about things like nip slips! The duality of man!

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On Monday, a certain Jeopardy! contestant shocked audiences from coast to coast by unveiling a well-turned chest…sort of. Washington Post Opinion writer and Jeopardy! favorite Drew Goins gave fans something to salivate over when he showed up to the competition with a sweater that gives Colin Firth’s Bridget Jones’ Diary wardrobe a run for its money.

See those nips? Well they see you right back. And they raise you a King.

In the toughest times imaginable, Drew Goins is showing up for the gays—giving us nipples, abs, and a way to spell “Tinder” that’s so wrong it’s right.

Thank the lord for small mercies.

Henry Giardina (he/they) is the editor of INTO. He lives in Los Angeles. Past publications include the New York Times, The Believer, The New Yorker, The Paris Review Daily, The Atlantic, Film Comment, and Gizmodo. He is @punkgroucho on Twitter.