We’ve waxed horny about vintage hotties before, but it bears repeating: sometimes for the best eye candy, you have to cast your eye backwards. And today’s hot hot hunk is no exception.
When a Twitter user did us the extraordinary public service of posting pics of legendary actor and Altman favorite Elliott Gould sporting a beard and thick-framed glasses, we drooled. And so did everyone else.
…much to consider pic.twitter.com/mQjWEOoB6u
— Jack (@HoeannaNewsom) February 25, 2023
I love it when a man is big and hairy but he has to wear glasses for his weak little eyeballs pic.twitter.com/0TF1Ij98MH
— a spooky little meatball (@madsgobbo) February 27, 2023
There’s just something about Gould: maybe it’s the “baby I don’t care” of it all, maybe it’s that incredibly hot growling voice. Maybe it’s the fact that he was, after all, Mr. Barbra Streisand for a hot minute. I don’t know. All I know is that, as someone who recently watched The Long Goodbye for the first time, these images have me panting. Me and literally everyone else.
is this Elliott Gould https://t.co/EvAGjp7NTV
— I could’ve just sat on in with massa (@WrittenByHanna) February 26, 2023
why did i think elliott gould (hot) was naseeruddin shah (also hot) https://t.co/mfSVx6DwR2
— viju shah stan account (@Salandthebadpun) February 27, 2023
On an Altman kick (again) and I can’t even express how obsessed I would’ve been with Elliott Gould in 1973 pic.twitter.com/LjMms3ETVo
— Sophia (@sophia_cim) February 17, 2023
Now some people are saying that the beaded images of a young Elliott are basically just pics of Lil Dicky. To which I have to say: stop being anti-Semitic! Lol. But seriously: these men look nothing alike.
If you look like this hit me up https://t.co/bEFX5gVTgJ
— THEY GOT ME (@saucystaywin) February 27, 2023
If they had made The Last of Us show in 1981 Joel would have been played by Elliot Gould https://t.co/Ir944Ovlk4
— Phineas (@Phineas) February 27, 2023
Elliott Gould! Eyes are popping out of my face and steam out of my ears. https://t.co/ZH5tgUvJ5h
— 🤷🏻♂️ (@NAWaggoner) February 27, 2023
alright if you like sexy af https://t.co/27ZYFHunP5
— te pua o te rēinga (@c_sativus_anima) February 27, 2023
Definitely hung. https://t.co/009v7fsApi
— Msbigt1tt1edslt (@AmazingGirl96_) February 27, 2023
We’ll leave you with this eternally relevant question:
okay but why are men with beards so hot ?? https://t.co/cFz7LRr9cA
— tyle (they/them) (@tylerfrmtarget) February 27, 2023