If you’ve been in this community long enough, you pride yourself on knowing a he/they lesbian when you see one. There was the recent matter of Drake identifying himself as a sapphic lover of women that had everyone talking, except those of us who, you know, knew. Today, in light of singer-bicon-pansexual imp Harry Styles’ confirmation that his hit summer jam “Watermelon Sugar” is indeed about oral sex with women, we have to simply put it on the table. Harry Styles, longtime lesbian icon, just might be a he/they lesbian. We don’t know! But honestly, all signs point to yes.
If you think we’re out of pocket here, allow me to unveil the tweets:
yes im a lesbian yes id suck the soul out of harry styles we exist
— maggie 🧣 (@paperrings_) October 5, 2021
One out of ten lesbians agree.
can user harry_styles wave a lesbian flag again? pls and thx
— louis’ jeans (@lwtcatluvr) September 30, 2021
We’re all waiting.
@ Harry Styles concert and my lesbian coworker just looked me in the eyes and said “I would let him rail me”
— tequila in a teacup (@Brit_Michele_) October 5, 2021
harry styles makes you realize you are a lesbian but not in the way most people think
— that mean lesbian (@angrylesbiana) October 3, 2021
harry styles is my favourite lesbian
— jae ☮︎ (@everythlngstops) October 3, 2021
harry styles is really just a lesbian
— m (@xmbless) October 1, 2021
the lesbian flag is staring me in the eyes while i drool over harry sweaty face. im sorry sappho 😞 pic.twitter.com/Gr42ARGeBn
— jas ♡ (@charrymelon) October 1, 2021
Sappho says: apology accepted.
harry styles with a lesbian flag again when ?
— mickieᴴ ((backup)) (@bloodrrysgf) September 26, 2021
i say i like harry styles with long hair once and suddenly i’m a lesbian ok
— vi (@vidreis27) October 4, 2021
And we can’t forget the Saphhic glory of the “watermelon Sugar” video:
watermelon sugar music video walked so lesbian rights could run pic.twitter.com/nxqSXgj6O6
— liv ◟̽◞̽ (@headrushlou) May 18, 2020
watching the watermelon sugar music video felt like watching lesbian porn and each second harry would jump in to ask me if I want any snacks or beverages
— Tayla (@tosayouloveme) May 18, 2020
Now to be clear: lesbians talking about someone being a lesbian does not count as proof that someone identifies as a lesbian. Until we hear the words from Harry’s mouth, we will remain unsure. But some truths are simply too loud for words, and this is one of them. Harry, are you the he/they lesbian the world needs in order to heal right now? We’re placing our bets on you.
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