Another day, another demon twink scandal. Let’s break it down, shall we?
Yesterday morning, DJ Ty Sunderland posted a troubling message on Twitter dot com. The post detailed a very unorthodox incident (actually, probably not?) that occurred on Sunderland’s Britney Boat Gayflower party. Apparently, a certain twink got out of line and ended up getting his entire ass ate in full view of everyone.
There was a DEMON twink on Britney boat last night. Threw a drink at the dj equipment, wouldn’t get off the stage unless I stopped the music then the party ended and he’s some how in VIP getting his ass ate like out in the open. We had to literally tell him to stop and go home!!
— Ty Sunderland 🏁 (@tylersunderland) July 31, 2021
It gets worse!
To everyone gay who doesn’t have any reading comprehension skills: I said THEN THE PARTY ENDED. Trust if I could have sent him home while the boat was going down the East River I would have
— Ty Sunderland 🏁 (@tylersunderland) July 31, 2021
WE HAVE A VISUAL!!!
Just got sent a video. Here’s the proof! pic.twitter.com/yHjNOt7lBf
— Ty Sunderland 🏁 (@tylersunderland) July 31, 2021
Obviously, this was all we needed to hear in order to make it a full-on Twitter Moment.
don’t let ryan murphy find out about the demon twink he will cast darren criss so swiftly
— ✨ Mikey Almeida ✨ (@mikey_almeida) August 1, 2021
im just a demon twink sir pic.twitter.com/9BcZ1dmsBc
— crazy broke asian (@tribranchvo) August 1, 2021
I hope they never find out who that demon twink is. Just sightings here and there, once in a while.
— Carey O’Donnell (@ecareyo) July 31, 2021
It took approximately no time at all for people to start begging HBO to give this horny tale the “Big Little Lies” treatment:
sorry but I’m obsessed with the Demon Twink I want a four-part HBO miniseries starring Laura Dern as Ty Sunderland
— jeffrey (@clawcerer) July 31, 2021
Theories started circulating about the Demon Twink’s origins…
Arguably the original Demon Twink pic.twitter.com/TYhlcdjMEu
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) August 1, 2021
THE DEMON TWINK (2022, d. Ari Aster) pic.twitter.com/HHwOCTnT07
— Jeff Heimbrock (@jheimbrock) July 31, 2021
Only one person I trust to unmask the Demon Twink. https://t.co/h80lFeWsLQ pic.twitter.com/Mj22KrKaFS
— Jeff Heimbrock (@jheimbrock) July 31, 2021
Even Ty joined in on the fun:
Maybe the real demon twink were the twinks we met along the way
— Ty Sunderland 🏁 (@tylersunderland) August 1, 2021
Honestly, I feel like this experience has brought us all closer.
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not me having demon twink on my story for 24h and not clocking it until now . . . pic.twitter.com/mt8MXqdAT3
— Morgan (@Haazaa_Moto) August 1, 2021
Also, when is this story going to get the Zola treatment?
Variety and THR have confirmed that A24 has acquired the rights to The Demon Twink
— nolan (@anxiousdeluxe) August 1, 2021
A POINT, to be sure!
why are we all bashing the demon twink when it takes two to rim in VIP https://t.co/iE74CjKQBN pic.twitter.com/6ZJuNrV5s5
— adam (@adamjmoussa) July 31, 2021
So glad we could all go on this journey together.
the britney cruise got off easy, the last time demon twink was on a boat this happened: pic.twitter.com/ahvuo8ntTU
— alex (@alex_abads) August 1, 2021
