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Ted Lasso Goes Down on Women, Internet Claims

It’s another glorious day on the Internet! Today’s discussion? Does beloved soccer coach Ted Lasso eat pink taco? Sources say: yes! 

It all began when writer Carol Blymire, upset at a Lasso-critical thread from “The Daily Show” producer Daniel Radosh proclaiming that the show had lost its way somehow.

Of course, Blymire shot back in the best way possible, explaining that the real reason people hate Ted Lasso, arguably the most-loved show in the world, is because its main character absolutely devours pussy. Now this was news to the Internet, especially the legions of us who have expressed no interest in watching Ted Lasso until this exact minute in time. Because we stan a pussy-eating hero. Weirdly enough, even fans of the show have no earthly clue what Blymire is talking about, but are fully willing to go along with it. Sure, Ted Lasso eats pussy now! Why not?

I, too, would love this lobotomy:

Basically, once word got out that Lasso is Team Pleasure, everyone was psyched.

Some remained skeptical…

Someone even PREDICTED this way back in March!

Now even us hold-outs HAVE to watch this thing. Thanks a lot, guys!

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