It’s been a while since we checked in with #1 Beetlejuice: The Musical fan Lauren Boebert, and we’re excited to relay some very exciting news. The Colorado representative is now on Cameo and is available for advice, pep talks, and presumably a Beetlejuice singalong session for the reasonable price of just $250 a pop.
By way of a greeting, Boebert recorded a video on the platform letting fans (if they exist) know that she’s available.
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“Hey, Cameo, it’s your girl from Colorado, Lauren Boebert,” she explained. “Whether you or someone you know needs an America First pep talk, if you want to surprise friends or family with a message for a special day, or if you just want to know my thoughts on whatever’s on your mind, Cameo is the place to connect with me.”
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An America First pep talk? Sounds just like what the doctor ordered. And setting up a Cameo account is certainly a fine choice for someone who has nothing but good advice to give, including the best shade of bright magenta lipstick to wear for every occasion and how to give the impression of wearing adult braces even if you’re not wearing them.
In terms of the “pep talk” part, the mind boggles. What kind of person is looking for advice from Laurent Boebert, and on what subject? Probably the same people who are flocking to Matt Gaetz on the same platform.
There’s only one question: will OnlyFans be next for this pair? Time will tell.
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