Conservative pundit and final Tomi Lahren evolution Ann Coulter took to Twitter this morning to air her feelings about taxes and being single.
“We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone,” Coulter wrote on Twitter. “Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.”
We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone. Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.
— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) December 15, 2017
To (mis)quote Lady Gaga’s grandmother when Gaga played “Joanne” for her, “We mustn’t be so maudlin, dear.”
Not content to let Coulter’s misery be her only company, Twitter jumped in to help her feel better just kidding, they roasted her.
Someone’s been hitting the red wine and the Streisand albums a leeeeeetle too hard.
— Voight-Kampff Test (@enjen99) December 15, 2017
It’d be great if your desperation could be a lot quieter.
— Christopher Keelty 🏳️🌈 (@keeltyc) December 15, 2017
oh honey – we all know why you live alone and live in desperation. we also wish you were quiet.
— Jon B. Wolfsthal (@JBWolfsthal) December 15, 2017
Oh, Ann. Don’t sad. Life under the troll bridge isn’t that bad.
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