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Play with him: The ultimate list of video game hunks

· Updated on October 31, 2023

Video games often dispense a rich vein of female objectification. Plus, we love a good excuse to play with boys. So, it’s time to provide a little balance by paying homage to some of the hottest man candy in the gaming world.

They might be saving the universe, kicking super-villain butt, or the villains themselves. But these chiseled, video game Adonises always look damn fine while doing so.

Put down your joysticks and join us for the ultimate list of video game hunks:

Johnny Silverhands (Cyberpunk 2077)

I mean, let’s face it, folks, Johnny Silverhand is basically Keanu Reeves. We’re not just talking about a character voiced by The Matrix heart throb! Johnny Silverhands is Keanu’s digital doppelgänger. He’s got the looks, the style, and the charm. That’s because the character is based on the actor’s likeness, and Keanu also voices ol’ Johnny. So, playing Cyberpunk 2077 means you get to hang out with Keanu without any restraining orders. As video games come, this one had some super hype, only to be met with major glitches upon release. That took the steam out of the post-apocalyptic game’s launch. But with the latest round of updates, Cyberpunk 2077 is better than ever.

Astarion the Elder Vampire (Baldur’s Gate 3)

In Baldur’s Gate 3, one character stands out as the DILF (that’s “Dashing, Immortal, and Loaded with Fangs,” of course). Meet Astarion, the Elder Vampire, whose irresistible charm and supernatural allure make him one of the hunkiest characters to grace a Dungeons and Dragons game. He’s not just your average vampire, though. Astarion is known for his uncanny ability to attempt seduction on “any fool with a pulse.” Now, we can’t promise that his smooth talk wouldn’t work on us, but who can blame anyone for falling under the spell of a centuries-old vampire with style and charisma?

Dante (Devil May Cry, DmC)

The Devil May Cry fan base found itself split right down the middle when the game got a reboot. So, what was the bone of contention? The iconic character, Dante, underwent a radical makeover, emerging as a younger, more alternative version of himself. The change had some long-standing fans shaking their heads, dubbing the new Dante as the angsty emo kid who stole the spotlight. Where is effortless swagger that the white-maned devil hunter had in the original series? Is this just a phase? In all honesty, who cares! This hell-raiser is one fine slice of heaven.

Joel (The Last Of Us)

Joel from The Last of Us is one of those characters that you cannot forget easily. He’s not your average hero: he is a ruthless killer, broken and worn down by the pain he had to endure in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Still, is a hardened fighter. But we also get to see him caring for others by becoming the devoted guardian to Ellie, humanity’s last chance. And to add magnetism to his persona, he has impeccably-styled beard and the right amount of rugged appeal. This yummy daddy is a person you would like to have by your side (until the world ends).

Gladiolus (Final Fantasy XV)

Final Fantasy XV is fronted by a group of babes, but “Gladdy Daddy”, as he is known in the unbridled territories of fan-fiction, definitely holds the top spot as the hottie of the gang. Not only does he have abs of steel and a husky voice that caresses your soul every time he speaks; Gladiolus is a loyal friend and sweetheart too. He will protect you on the battlefield and then pitch you a tent for a cozy sleepover under the stars. The boy is so lovely that we can forgive him for the spiky mullet and designer beard, right?

Bigby Wolf (The Wolf Among Us)

With the handsome features of a young Clint Eastwood, this Big Bad Wolf is the lawful sheriff of Fabletown. Under his disguise, however, hides a ferocious and easily enraged animal that can come bubbling to the surface at any time. (Sounds like some other cops we know, too.) In a world of fairy-tale romances and vanilla princes, it is the asshole who gets your attention, and Bigby Wolf is no exception.

King (Tekken)

You don’t need to have a kink for furries to lust over this guy. Inspired by legendary Japanese wrestler Tiger Mask and Mexican luchador Fray Tormenta (remember Jack Black in Nacho Libre?), King is one sexy kitten. He has dedicated his life to fighting and saving orphans from the streets, but I am sure that deep down he just wants to settle down and to find someone who would play with his tail. And maybe, one day, make cute little cubs with.

Nathan Drake (Uncharted series)

Nathan Drake: Uncharted - Video game hunks

Nathan Drake has got it all: he is a charming adventurer, a fun-loving jackass, and he is probably the closest thing we have to a modern-day Indiana Jones, only better looking. Any situation he is placed in, he will find a way out, make you laugh, and look freakishly cute while doing so. Basically, Nathan Drake is the video game hunk you want to not only bang, but get pancakes with the next morning, because he is just a good hang.

Zangief and Hot Ryu (Street Fighter)

Muscle giant Zangief may not be a classic beauty, but I dare anyone to remain indifferent to the sight of those fabulous muscles or one of his signature crotch-smacking wrestling moves. Want to see more of the hirsute tovarisch outside of fighting arenas and steamy NSFW Tumblr blogs? Zangief can be admired in all his masculine glory (and iconic red panties) in Disney’s Wreck-It Ralph, representing it for the thick and juicy hunks out there.

It seems that beards in video games are on trend, as Ryu has stopped looking so serious and started sporting a fresh lumbersexual look in the latest Street Fighter. “Hot Ryu” is a Muscle Mary in the making. And he’s not afraid to let his hair down and try new cheeky moves in the fighting arena. You go, girl!

Geralt Of Rivia (The Witcher)

Geralt Of Rivia (The Witcher): Video game hunks

When he is not fighting giants or riding around on his horse, witcher Geralt of Rivia has got to find some spare time to work out his lean swimmer’s physique, as I cannot believe you can get to that age looking that good. This silver fox spends enough time in and out of bathtubs or sorceresses’ beds to let us appreciate his manly scarred torso and perky backside. Feel free to ogle them as he is running around casting spells. Slaying monsters has never looked so alluring.

Kaidan Alenko & Jacob Taylor (Mass Effect)

It would be impossible to talk about the hottest video game hunks without mentioning the boys of Mass Effect. They are intrepid intergalactic soldiers with superhuman powers and an apparent disdain for their uniforms, as it seems they are not capable of keeping them on for too long before they start to fornicate like rabbits. Life in space must be pretty lonely, and players have the option to spark “romance” between the characters, including some steamy space cadet action between Sentinel Kaidan Alenko and Commander Shepard.

Cosmic stud-muffin Jacob Taylor, on the other hand, is such a flirt that even the most adventurous space amazons end up glitching with a seizure once they cuddle up against his silky skin.

Out of these pixelated heartthrobs, who holds the top spot in your heart? Are there any other video game hunks you’d add to this list? Share your thoughts in the comments section!

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