They say blood is thicker than water, but what happens when you’re born into the Trump dynasty? We know that blood doesn’t flow through those peoples’ veins—if we had to guess what’s in there instead, we’d assume it’s some combination of McDonald’s tartar sauce and Raspberry Brisk. Nothing else really explains how impossibly weak-willed the Trumps have been in failing to stand up to their increasingly diabolical patriarch.
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“Lmao I lied,” wrote the endlessly confusing rapper the morning after the election.
Trump’s granddaughter, teen golf influencer Kai Trump, is no exception. Last night, she posted to Instagram and X congratulating her grandpa on the win. But there was just one problem: nobody wanted to hear it.
There has perhaps never been a better time to use the Tom Wambsgans “f*ck your grandpa” gif.
The people are not happy, and Kai’s going to hear about it.
The people also have questions: like what tf is Trump’s granddaughter doing with a nonbinary blue-haired name like Kai?
Trump may have won the White House, but the family curse (not knowing how to dress to save your life) stays intact.
