That gross man hasn’t taken office yet, but we’re already having to deal with an onslaught of his terrifying, momentously stupid cabinet choices that have even Elmo feeling desperate. For number 47, the hiring process is easy: simply show up at the gates of hell and demand free labor. That’s how you wind up with Matt Gaetz as attorney general.
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Maybe he’ll finally pull the plug on Grok after this
But the always helpful people of Twitter dot com (what’s left of it) have their own thoughts. Since all we can do right now is laugh at our misfortune, the memes of potential appointees are absolutely flying, each one proving sillier than the last.
First off, there’s the obvious Secretary of Transportation pick, Caitlyn Jenner.
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Up next, the Department of Communications!
And we can’t forget foreign policy…
What about the religious agenda? That’s very important to Trump voters!
Urban planning? Leave it to the folks who ruined LA!
And don’t forget: in addition to appointing a day man (champion of the sun) we must also appoint a night man to battle him.
We definitely have to have a staunch character in charge of the DEA, someone with a clear arc and a playwriting habit.
And why not keep it in the family?
At least we know our health will be in great hands…
He made a really solid choice with this one though…
Are you not entertained?
*RuPaul voice* I can’t wait to see how this turns out!
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