The most boring man alive (Taylor Swift’s football boyfriend) is clearly the subject of a Svengali operation designed to make him seem interesting. Need proof? Look no further than his stripey suit look at a recent AFC championship game. That’s the work of a woman desperate to turn her hot lump of man into something that doesn’t hurt our eyes to look at!
But wait a minute…haven’t we seen something like this look before? Like way before in the long ago? Yes.
This iconic Kelce look was another stripey look for the books, and the gay—especially the Gleeks—are taking this time to remember this unexpectedly iconic fashion moment from a straight man.
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“CLOCKED omfg,” one poster wrote. “kurt hummel a** facial expressions too,” another pointed out.
“And the guy in the back has a Dalton Academy jacket,” yet another poster noted.
Back in the dark before times, the gays tuned in weekly to see what fresh horrors Kurt’s commitment to 2009 prepwear would give us. The answer was: everything.
Apparently, Hummel shablamed while singing Sondheim so that Kelce could walk at a leisurely pace.
