Have you heard the good word of Tawnted? Well, you’re about to. The queer Philly-based rapper might not have a label yet, but he’s on track to becoming your new obsession. And if you’re not sold by his charming IG and TikTok presence, just take a listen to his new single “big man baby girl,” about turning an ostensibly straight love interest into a baby girl just by manifesting it.
“Bare with me bare with me, I keep a bear with me.” Please, do go on!
“I could turn that big man baby girl,” Tawnted croons on the single. “I could turn that straight line into a swirl.” Intriguing words indeed…
Critics (people on TikTok) are calling it the “gayest song” they’ve ever heard, and frankly that’s music to our ears. If there’s one thing we needed heading into the new year, it’s a top anthem about making a straight guy give in to his Nicole Kidman fantasy.
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“Why should I feel bad for one of the very, very few advantages we have over straight guys?” mused one commenter on Reddit.
We’ll be keeping an eye on this promising rapper—if his future output is anything like “big man baby girl,” we’re already salivating.
