Listen up, gays! There’s some new Charli on our radars!
Charli XCX’s video for “Good Ones” only dropped nary an hour ago, and already we’re screaming, gagging, and doing all the things gays do to show their appreciation for a true pop icon.
This video is really giving us life, in that its all about death. In “Good Ones,” Charli leads her coven to a funeral while decrying that she “always lets the good ones go” because the bad ones are so much sexier. After gyrating on a coffin and at a literal grave site, Charli and the team serve up some fantastic “Pretty Little Liars” lewks at the church, while opening up Bibles that burst into flames at the center.
She’s giving me Elvira, she’s giving me Vampira, she’s giving me The Love Witch, she’s giving me Sabrina the teenage slut. And I love it all.
Also, Charli has made some truly fantastic fashion choices here. Where can I get this leather bralette and panty combo? Charli, DM me. Some fans are already asking the hard questions, such as: was this video inspired in any way by the My Chemical Romance video for “Helena”? Probably.
this music video asks an important question: what if helena was hot https://t.co/lV7M9M8JTR
— bettina (@bettinamak) September 2, 2021
The fact that this woman began her press release with “I, the inimitable Charli XCX”
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE DESK OF CHARLI` XCX…
I AM RELEASING A NEW SINGLE CALLED ‘GOOD ONES’
WITH A DEMONIC CO-DIRECTED MUSIC VIDEO MADE FOR THE ULTIMATE POPSTAR AKA: ME
Charli’s official press release for Good Ones pic.twitter.com/iiaMW1N0QU
— CHARLI XCX UPDATES🩸 (@FckyeahCharli) September 2, 2021
In light of this, it’s no surprise that the memes are already flooding in.
charli xcx letting the good ones go: pic.twitter.com/LNRSizwYGL
— gay angel (@adam_allegedly) September 2, 2021
Charli xcx when she sees the good ones pic.twitter.com/ClkyMQ6vWQ
— Gayboi farty (@slut4ket) September 2, 2021
the good ones when charli lets them go pic.twitter.com/yjtXaG2Dyg
— morgan ☆ (@its_corguri) September 2, 2021
The gays are stunned, excited, perplexed, aroused, and agog!
charli xcx after letting the good ones go pic.twitter.com/t0oRUMzzXr
— Shiraz🦭 (@mitskidiamandis) September 2, 2021
Can you blame us?
The GAYS are being FED right now…
• Kim Petras dropped her new song “Future Starts Now”🥖
• Charli XCX’s new song “Good Ones” 2mrw🩸
• ‘Dawn of Chromatica’ remix album on Friday! (feat. Rina, Charli, Bree, Pablo & many more)
• Chase Icon’s EP “Domination” just dropped⛓ pic.twitter.com/JP4IMT173q
— QWEENS (@RNBRAPQUEENS) September 1, 2021
The world may be ending, but at least it’s our time, dammit!
— Ella ✰ | 🩸 (@xcxwor1d) September 1, 2021
the good ones to charli pic.twitter.com/TUcpJrBbed
— ramen (@ramen_xcx) August 31, 2021
Don’t speak to us for the rest of the day please, we’re busy.
not now sweetie, mommy is streaming good ones by charli xcx pic.twitter.com/mtbu0nCaDX
— f 🩸 (@repnostalgia) September 2, 2021