After years of silence, Lorde has risen once more. And she’s showing out in a serious way. So serious that it’s making the gays say, “Olivia WHO?”
Yesterday, the artist known as Lorde teased her forthcoming album “Solar Power.” It’s been four years since Lorde’s sophomore album Melodrama came out, and don’t the fans know it. No sonner was the album’s cover image released—a nude photo of the artist astride the camera, naturally– than the gays started acting up.
lorde posting ass on main is pride
— some lesbian (@EmmaSpecter) June 7, 2021
It’s true that Lorde showing ass is pretty much as post-pandemic Pride as it gets. But some of the gays are wondering, what does this mean for reigning pop Queen Olivia?
white gays on twitter after lorde announced her new single pic.twitter.com/RwFL2HjMP5
— andrea (katy’s version) (@witnessandrea) June 8, 2021
Others are simply ready to be hit with the ~experience~
New Lorde album gonna hit u like pic.twitter.com/b44vLTgR88
— Rohit (@dontcallmerohit) June 8, 2021
Some are creating an entire story in their minds involving Lorde, Adele, Avril Lavigne and a special healing cave where successful artists go when they don’t want to deal with us:
Lorde leaving Adele’s cave after years of inactivity pic.twitter.com/BDdYq2aeSX
— gabriello🐍 (@taylorxadele) June 8, 2021
avril lavigne and lorde making a comeback in 2021, the world is healing pic.twitter.com/NNeLxBE3hu
— sk8er (@headabovewter) June 8, 2021
While many are simply having a chuckle:
“Lorde, its your turn bab!” pic.twitter.com/7E2syV5LZU
— Bally Singh (@putasinghonit) June 8, 2021
Lorde on the cover of solar power pic.twitter.com/eJSZdNnS5h
— fire walk with lisa ♡☭ (@firthism) June 8, 2021
so many lorde stans getting hit tweets now im jealous i also want 😩 pic.twitter.com/yUL6666TO9
— rasmus (@rasmuspurr) June 8, 2021
Others are wondering about the absolute gymnastics that must have gone into the making-of:
Making of da capa de Solar Power by Lorde 🥵 pic.twitter.com/PHTOuX5eTL
— yann (@yannvalber) June 8, 2021
And some are already wondering how this will upset the pop hierarchy:
CGI Rita Ora can’t believe Lorde is back pic.twitter.com/Ik5ZcTT8vs
— Jake McBain (@JakeMC_) June 8, 2021
Most of us, however, are simply waiting and watching.
Everybody watching Lorde's ass lately pic.twitter.com/vbBhk5wJvW
— manic pixie meme girl (@Emet0ph0bia) June 8, 2021
Patience is a virtue.