Charli XCX goes from mother to grandmother in hilarious tweet exchange

For the gays, getting quote-tweeted by one of the famous women we worship is the equivalent of winning the lottery. I mean, we live for them…can you blame us for getting excited when they throw a few delicious crumbs of attention back our way?

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Take, for instance, our hero of the day, an enterprising young man who tweeted about the time he sold his sperm just to get his hands on the then-new release of Charli XCX’s “Pop 2” on vinyl. Because when mother drops a new release, you better sell your firstborn to get it. That’s just gay math.

In response to a tweet about someone selling sperm to attend a Lana Del Rey show, user @skyferrori did them one better.

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Word travels fast, because by the next morning, the London Queen herself had responded in classic Charli XCX fashion.

Now we have only one question: where are these children, and do they know they’re pop royalty?

Now this, kids, is what we call a victory for the gays.

Who wins in the mother-off of the century? Only a grandmother, naturally.

The mothering on display here…honestly, give this woman a mother of the year award. Give her the grandmother of the century award. And for the love of god, *Glenn Close as Cruella DeVil voice* FIND THOSE GRANDBABIES.