We’ve spoken at length about our love for Kennedy scion Jack Schlossberg, and our love for this beautiful man only grows. Not only does he go out of his way to roast JD Vance at every possible opportunity, he’s a veritable content machine. Whether he’s commenting on the debates from a personal hot tub, reciting Byron on a skateboard, or begging JD to call him back, we can’t get enough.
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So you can imagine our chagrin on realizing that Schlossberg recently did something even hotter than bullying our eyeliner-obsessed VP: he got a summer haircut. And it’s good.
It’s too hot out here to be doing a full hair look, so Jack did what anyone would do and shaved it all off. To which we say: hell yeah.
“Loving the 2007 britney vibes w this one,” one commenter said. Indeed. It’s giving Britney, it’s giving Sinead, it’s giving Demi Moore in G.I. Jane. It’s giving that hot guy from Prison Break. We love a summer buzz.
“Okay but the baldness makes you hotter and I am so mad,” another commenter wrote. It’s true: sometimes bald is best. Let’s hear it for the man of the year.
