Holy AI

Beyoncé, Taylor Swift & Ariana Grande as queer Starbucks workers? We’re screaming

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Is AI a force for good or evil? The jury is still out—except no it’s not because AI is quite obviously a force for evil and we all know it.

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Except when it comes to a recent trend that has our favorite pop divas sporting buzzcuts and progress flag pins at Starbucks. I don’t know who was the first to enter this prompt into Midjourney, but it’s started a trend that’s both eerie and hilarious. Picturing Taylor Swift making someone’s pink drink? It doesn’t get much sillier than that.

What if the pop stars who make our world go round had never made it to the other side of the barista to international superstar pipeline? The mind simply boggles.

One thing is for sure: they’d all look amazing with cropped cuts.

This trend has us thinking deeply about an alternate universe in which Beyoncé came out as a they/them on “I Am…Sasha Fierce” in 2008.

Theyoncé will live all up in your mind rent-free.

The main takeaway is that we know the drinks would be extra gay.

Meanwhile, the people are wondering what the world would look like if Ariana Grande had come out as a lesbian before “Problem” came out.

And don’t even get us started on Lana Del They!

That’s Nick Minaj to you!

The bottom line? If this trend is pissing off Christian Walker, we have definitive proof that AI is good for something.

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