Secretly recording two guys kissing in public? Yeah, not gay at all.
In a viral post on X, a user going by “Unc” McGobble shared a video they’d taken of two men making out at a bar, complete with the caption, “Think I’m gonna go home….”
If Unc was implying that the sight of two men kissing was disgusting, their post got the opposite reaction. Naturally, the gays of the internet took no issue with these random men’s PDA; in fact, they were equal parts turned on by and jealous of the happy couple.
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Others pointed out that the truly weird behavior here is filming two strangers kissing in a bar, not the kissing itself. “What theyre doing is still less gay than the fact that you watched them and filmed it,” one user quipped, while others wondered what Unc might be doing when they got home from the bar.
What theyre doing is still less gay than the fact that you watched them and filmed it
— river (@milkandglitter) December 8, 2024
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As if the gays weren’t obsessed enough already.
Unc did provide a follow-up post, but it did nothing to answer everyone’s questions about their motivations. “God I love instigating, never seen so many pronouns in my life,” Unc wrote. “BTW mine are stay/mad.” How clever and original!
Regardless of Unc’s intentions, the internet is celebrating seeing a vaguely homophobic post be met with nothing but queer horniness and humor. Better luck next time, Unc.
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