Prepare yourself for a disappointment of epic proportion: this holiday season, a once-worshipped pop icon is turning his back on all things holy. And to him we say: get in line!
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The storyline was cut amid political battles surrounding trans kids and their involvement in sports.
Seriously though: why is everyone deciding to pledge their loyalty to the most horrible people on Earth as the year comes to a close? Our guess is that it has something to do with the incoming Presidential regime and all it symbolizes. Because why else would a once-beloved boy band refugee be showing his entire a** this way?
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That’s right: Nick Jonas has partaken of the Kool-Aid. Why? We don’t know. All we know is that this is a dark day for everyone who ever had a crush on that man or his many brothers. And somehow he’s not even the only one who’s acting this way. Carlos PenaVega from Big Time Rush has also revealed his allegiance to the dark side.
Which begs the question: are any of the ex-boy band boys safe? Are they all suffering from brain rot? Most importantly—how will this affect the tour? The WORLD tour?
We don’t know. It’s just too early to say. What we do know is that people are enjoying an informal Nick Jonas is over party across social media.
We could have seen this coming, but it still hurts.
This is a dark day for people who can’t read between the lines (me)
But take heart: there are men who are so much hotter who have the right politics. And they probably also have an O*lyF*ns account, too.
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