George Santos may have been ousted from the House in disgrace, but that doesn’t mean we’ll be getting a media break from him anytime soon. This week, Santos made the news for some leaked texts and some vague comments about “deception” at the federal level, but he wasn’t done trolling us yet. Last night, during President Biden’s State of the Union address, everyone’s favorite gay clown took a seat next to fellow bully Matt Gaetz for a photo op—and to announce that he’ll be running for Congress again. Because you just can’t keep a bad gay down!
Basically, if you got your entire life from those ghoulish photos of Santos and Lauren Boebert back in October, today is your lucky day.
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The people want to know one thing: why does this man look happier than the Joker after destroying modernist art?
If you thought you’d seen the last of George Santos, think again.
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You can’t keep a good diva down, is the thing…
Santos’s return is, in essence, great news for everyone who loves mess, and terrible news for everyone who values their sanity.
