Blake Shelton? Sexiest Man Alive? Hoo! Wow! Okay!

So, if you have not yet heard, People named Blake Shetlton its “Sexiest Man Alive.” I know. Everyone had pretty much the same reaction.

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Choosing the decidedly, non-objective, very truly not-sexiest-man-alive Blake Shelton has left us all with a lot of questionsIs this what “Sexiest Man Alive” means in Trump’s America? Do we have the same definition of “sexy”? Is reality just a perception and everyone else’s idea of reality is different from the next person’s?

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The internet is not happy with this decision, either.

How can you trust straight people when they chose Blake Shelton as the sexiest among them

— Eliel Cruz-Lopez (@elielcruz) November 15, 2017

Blake Shelton is, at best, the sexiest divorced dad at this barbecue

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) November 15, 2017

nothing sows distrust in the media more than blake shelton being named sexiest man alive only

— Ziwe (@ziwe) November 15, 2017

Blake Shelton wins People’s coveted award for “Most Persuasive Publicist”

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 15, 2017

please investigate blake shelton being named sexiest man alive @jeffsessions this needs federal attention, i fear there was tampering from the kremlin to make this happen

— Calvin (@calvinstowell) November 15, 2017

Best option: Blake Shelton resigns as Sexiest Man Alive, creating new vacancy and do over. Gov appoints Idris Elba, schedules new primaries/general. New vacancy = new process.

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 15, 2017

You could close your eyes, throw a dart at the cast of Thor Ragnarok, and pick a better sexiest man than Blake Shelton. 2017 sexiest man alive? Oh, look it’s Tessa Thompson

— Sally Goodger (@sally_goodger) November 15, 2017

even a straight man can see there’s no way blake shelton is the sexiest man alive. i dont think he’s even the sexiest man named blake shelton.

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 15, 2017

Blake Shelton is a man and he’s alive.

That’s all the credit he’s getting from me.

— Imani “too many goddamn Nazis around here” Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) November 15, 2017

Trump is President. Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive. Snooki better start planning her Nobel Prize speech.

— Susie Meister (@susie_meister) November 15, 2017

Are straight women okay?? Because I know gay men didn’t name Blake Shelton sexiest man alive pic.twitter.com/uLzrEni1S9

— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) November 15, 2017

I’m not even going to write any more about this travesty. Go read something else, the world is not OK.