It’s “Fem Top Fall” on TikTok once again!

You’ve heard of “Hot Girl Summer” and “Christian Girl Autumn,” but let us introduce you to this season’s hottest (and gayest) call-to-arms: “Fem Top Fall.”

It all started with a hilarious TikTok from Grant and Ash, better known as the social media platform’s resident twink and a redhead. In the video (which was originally posted last year, but gained traction this autumn), Grant gives us the signs of the impending season: “It is fem top fall. The leaves are changing colors, the weather is getting a little cooler, you know what that means.”

And for good measure, he signs off with, “Keep slaying in the bedroom.”

@a_twink_and_a_redhead Happy Fem Top Fall to all who celebrate! 🥰✨🍂💅 #repost #femtopfall #fall ♬ original sound – Grant & Ash

According to Urban Dictionary, a “fem top” is “a feminine gay guy who plays the more dominant role in the relationship.” And considering LGBTQ+ media doesn’t always recognize the “pitchers” with a little flamboyance, perhaps they do deserve their own season.

To say the sentiment resonated with TikTok would be an understatement. “The algorithm is painfully specific. Let’s celebrate us this fall,” @stevenfmango wrote, while @bestnonsequitur remarked, “Fem Top Fall *and* Libra season. It’s my time.”

@robinxxthomas IM UP! 🧍🏾 #femtop #femtopfall #gay #lgbt #nonbinary #foryou #fyp ♬ original sound – ✩kuya seem✩

@jeremygeez Happy #femtopfall y’all! 💀 💅 👀 #fyp #foryou #fall #pumpkinseason #newsnow #live #incolor #meterologist #sweaterweather #gaydudesdontlie #bach #rizz ♬ original sound – Grant & Ash

Some users, like Atlanta-based drag queen and nonbinary creator @bottleofrozae, had their own ideas. “Y’all masc then bending it over for us all year,” they said. “I’m tired of topping. We need to call it ‘Finance for Fems Fall’ because I need money. I don’t need anymore hole.” Points were made!

@bottleofrozae Yall be making me laugh. Fem Top Fall 😂🙄 #femtopfall #femtop #queer #nonbinary ♬ original sound – canzara_szn

Self-proclaimed “fem top” creator @willmalynn took a different approach, espousing the, erm, struggles of the season. “Every time you have a guy over, you have to hide all your Squishmallows in your closet or in your roommate’s room,” he said, adding, “I just don’t think we talk about that enough.” Fair.

@willmalynn Is this a universal experience or #gay #femtopfall #fyp #lgbtq #queerhumor #comedy #squishmallows ♬ original sound – William

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Others lamented their lack of sexual success during the autumnal months with melodramatic pleas for some bottom attention.

@ghettostiletto This is homophob!c😞#femtopfall ♬ My Love Mine All Mine – Mitski

@wessy982 the drought is real #gay #lgbt #bi #femtopfall ♬ original sound – Stewie Griffin

@griffinmaxwellbrooks HAPPY FEM TOP FALL, GO OUT THERE AND. ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE #griffinmaxwellbrooks #nyc #femtopfall #fashion #grwm #princeton #queer ♬ Femmebot (feat. Dorian Electra and Mykki Blanco) – Charli XCX

Of course, no “Fem Top Fall” is complete without the perfect outfit. Some LGBTQ-uties used the sound to show off their clothes of choice this season. Forget the knits and pullovers! But what is the official fem top stance on pumpkin spice?

@iheartmilfs696

♬ original sound – Grant & Ash

@elio.444 Fem top fall #gay #fyp #ootd ♬ original sound – Grant & Ash

Although other LGBTQ+ users weren’t having it. TikTok creator @macintok_ decided what we really need is “Big Bottom Season.” “We’re reclaiming our time back,” he said. “Have you ever seen a Chihuahua move a couch? It’s ridiculous.” (We would love to see it.)

@macintok_ BOTTOMS UP 🍑 #fyp #femtopfall #bigbottomseason #fypシ #bottomenergy #gaydatinglife ♬ original sound – Josh

Perhaps the more inclusive season would be Thotumn (which Urban Dictionary simply defines as “a continuation of Hot Girl Summer”). Regardless of how you’re celebrating, here’s to a festive season for you and your fem tops!